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Bishop residents were shocked Monday afternoon when a creature that witnesses said resembled a Sasquatch turned up in Whitney Alley. Register photographer Justin Lawrence was on the scene and snapped a photo of the beast â described as ape-like in appearance, at least 7 feet tall standing upright, covered in thick dark hair â as it walked into Black Sheep Espresso Bar in front of startled onlookers. Said Lawrence, âHe just kind of strode right by, looked over at me for a second, and walked into Black Sheep. I think he ordered a frappacino.â At press time, a team of cryptozoologists from Northern California was en route to confirm the sighting, and to collect any DNA samples â which could once and for all definitively prove bigfootâs existence â that may have been left behind by the mysterious visitor. Also, April Foolâs.